graculus

Is it so hard to write a good sex scene? (I'm assuming for politeness sake that nobody is going to be posting 'but your sex scenes are crapola!' in response to this).

Have I been scarred for life by the

connotations panel with the scary detachable penis, adding to my pre-existing trauma about the evils of purple prose on the one hand (organic firehose, anyone?) and clinical sex manual description on the other? Why is male genitalia so much more inherently amusing than female genitalia (thus rendering slash sex scenes twice as amusing already?)?

Perhaps I need to go back to writing gen... ;)

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From:

xochiquetzl

Jim woke up and groggily stumbled to the bathroom. He stood over the toilet, reached down, and...

Damn.

"Blair? Have you seen my penis?"

"Nngh?" Blair said. He reached under the pillow and said, "I wondered what that lump was!"

From:

xochiquetzl

Now I want to write a fic about detachable penises and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!

Back, plot bunny! Back!

From:

graculus.livejournal.com

LOL. I would apologise, but for that I would have to be sorry. ;)

From:

gategrrl.livejournal.com

Oye, the times I've wished my sig other's bits were detachable ... for any or all reasons you could think of.

But, that's what the ultimate detached penis's are for, eh?