Gacked from cedara, with minor tinkering...

[graculus]

We regret to announce the disturbing demise of Graculus, who on the 7th of June of this year was helplessly smushed by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. Graculus is survived by a bunch of ferrets, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.

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[cedara]

The ferrets are the tinkering? *g*

[graculus.livejournal.com]

Yep, apart from that it's as is. The original said 'cats'.