Gacked from cedara, with minor tinkering...

[graculus]

We regret to announce the disturbing demise of Graculus, who on the 7th of June of this year was helplessly smushed by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. Graculus is survived by a bunch of ferrets, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.

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Comments

[cedara]

The ferrets are the tinkering? *g*

[blktauna.livejournal.com]

hey hey hey!!!! No cattle in NYC!

how are the kids and the serenghetti?

[kitt.livejournal.com]

Strangly enough, I apperantly said the exact same thing when I died ;)
Must be the new catch phrase of doom or something.

[thenightsfall]

Wow. They're keeping you around awhile before interring you. Lotta folks must want to see you lying in state. You are so honored! ; )