graculus

If you're not on a certain TS list, then you might not have seen this. For anyone who's ever wondered about the predominance of Elf!Blair or, to be honest, elf fic in general, this is the rant for you...

Why oh why oh why... etc

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See, I can't read rants like this because they always give me story ideas.

Gay elves who fight crime. See, I've already got two ideas. Possibly three. OK, four if you count the 'Batman' idea I'm beating to death with a stick. Or the 'Spike was a changling and was returned to his family 500 years later as a young adult, only to be bitten by a crazy vampiress and thus kicked out of his elfen family until he could learn how to not bite people, which, now that he has a soul, could happen if he weren't insane so his cousins are going to mount a rescue and take him back Under Hill only first Spike wants to go hit Angel one last time'.

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...but of course the question should be 'why is it always you?'.

Stop playing with the gay elves (crime-fighting variety or otherwise) and go write that RGB story you promised me ages ago!