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[graculus]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I bought porn for temaris (-10 points). Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-92 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, graculus

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*wonders why buying porn for temaris is a bad thing*

Comments

[temaris.livejournal.com]

Well, *I* approve of people buying me porn, even if Santa doesn't *g*

[graculus.livejournal.com]

I had this feeling you might disagree with Santa's judgment there, and rightly so! ;)