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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] temaris (-10 points). Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-92 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
graculus

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