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graculus1. Apparently, if you are Meant To Be Together, every time you have sex you will climax simultaneously. Every time in your multi-orgasmic encounters, which are unfettered by the reality of a little thing called the refractory period.
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connotations last year has not given up her purple prose of doom and is indeed providing me with more raw material for this year's con (since apparently men have prostate glands but wizards have 'an organic pleasure button'). Not quite as florid as the previous example, but then that was something special in more ways than one...
3. That I can deal with TEEN CAPS OF ANGST if the story that provokes them is good enough.
4. That some people are clearly smoking the bad crack by what they put out in public (though I think I knew that already!).
5. That I find writing for other people (i.e. trying to figure out what they would like in these challenge thingys) much more anxiety-provoking than anything else. Including waiting for exam results and being interviewed for jobs. Bah.
6. That people think if they put quips in their author notes about how bad the story is, or how bad their writing is, that everyone will still rush to read what they've written anyway. And that usually they're right - it is bad.
So, what have you, oh wise friendslist people, learned this week? ;)
2. That the writer I was mocking at
connotations last year has not given up her purple prose of doom and is indeed providing me with more raw material for this year's con (since apparently men have prostate glands but wizards have 'an organic pleasure button'). Not quite as florid as the previous example, but then that was something special in more ways than one... 3. That I can deal with TEEN CAPS OF ANGST if the story that provokes them is good enough.
4. That some people are clearly smoking the bad crack by what they put out in public (though I think I knew that already!).
5. That I find writing for other people (i.e. trying to figure out what they would like in these challenge thingys) much more anxiety-provoking than anything else. Including waiting for exam results and being interviewed for jobs. Bah.
6. That people think if they put quips in their author notes about how bad the story is, or how bad their writing is, that everyone will still rush to read what they've written anyway. And that usually they're right - it is bad.
So, what have you, oh wise friendslist people, learned this week? ;)
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Date: 2006-05-02 09:25 pm (UTC)Like the number of fics written about Daniel/Jack where they apparently both can have sex countless number of time during one night.
Except that Jack always has to give up after 10 times or so because he's not as young as he used to be.
Man, none of my ex bf's have been able to go more than twice, despite them being under 30...of course, I didn't give them a chance to do it more than twice since I don't think I could handle that much sex in one night...but that's waaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaay too much information than you need to know. ;)
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Date: 2006-05-02 09:36 pm (UTC)Man, I don't care how careful you are or how much lube you use, that's got to chafe. And it's not really a good idea if you're going to be running around a lot the next day, either, I would have thought?
As for the rest, you're right - TMI! :P
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Date: 2006-05-02 09:51 pm (UTC)Let's just say that after a marathon sex session with my then-boyfriend (we were in our early twenties) - I had a hard time walking, ROFL! And yes, we had to use copious amounts of slippery stuff...let's just say that "Last Tango in Paris" is NOT a good example of slippery stuff. Don't use it.
Yeah, these fictional endless nights of sex - my gosh - neither man would be able to WALK afterward, or touch their willies to pee for hours!