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[graculus]

And while I'm always a little self-conscious about writing sex scenes, since I know that what works for me won't necessarily work for everyone reading it, I came across this descriptive gem somewhere in my travels and felt I ought to share it with everyone on my friends list who writes:

"Their slippery cocks were like two river otters, sliding over and under one another, muscles flexing in play."

Yes, that's going on the list for the 2006 connotations panel. ;)

Comments

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

"Their slippery cocks were like two river otters, sliding over and under one another, muscles flexing in play."

*giggles* Damn, we *so* need an icon of the otter penises!

[snapetoy.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no otter penises. Google has let me down. I never thought that would happen. Where are all the pics of otter penises, damn it?

[graculus.livejournal.com]

Honestly, how can the internet hold its head up high if a girl can't find pictures of otter penises with ease? ;)