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[graculus]

Someone on my friendslist was ranting about the word 'cum' the other day and I just read something else that needs to be considered with equal derision (imo) - the phrase 'anal pucker'. To be honest, is 'anal pucker' sexy or erotic in any way? I think not.

Comments

[xochiquetzl]

It's almost as puketastic as "puckering rosebud," "throbbing cock," and my favorite objects of hetfic derision, "pearl of her passion" and "sopping orchid."

[graculus.livejournal.com]

I know katemonkey's favourite from femslash (so I assume it would also apply to het) is 'molten core'... ;)

And that's without getting into the whole 'organic firehose' thing, over which we shall draw a veil.

[xochiquetzl]

Ah, yes. How could I forget "molten core"? LOL!

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

Guh, no puckering anything! I don't know why but I don't like that word.
Sopping orchid, never heard that one. :P

[graculus.livejournal.com]

Definitely an unsexy word 'pucker', I agree with you there...