graculus

This is why... you should never mess with geeks! :P

"He pulled me to my feet," Irene said, her China-blue eyes sparkling at the memory of how manly Bruce had been, "and he picked me up and set me on the imported Italian marble counter top, and pulled my panties down with his teeth! And oh, Roar, he pleasured me with his probing tongue and nimble fingers . . . ! Just when I thought I had reached the utmost peak of bliss, he thrust his throbbing member deep inside my hot little juicy love-box, and pounded me like a snorting stallion on a broody mare—well, except that a stallion would have had her doggy-style, or horsey-style, I guess you'd have to say,taking her roughly and manfully from behind, but Bruce mounted me from the front— until I shrieked so loudly and with such unsurpassed abandon that he had to put his hand over my mouth to stifle my cries of ecstasy as he filled me with his steaming love-juices!