A message to the spam people

[graculus]

No, I'm not interested in 'FREEE LIVzE S,L.U,T,Y TE,EN,S', thanks very much.

E.T.A.:

Apparently Britney Spears is now emailing me personally. I wish she'd stop it! ;)

Comments

[innocent-lex.livejournal.com]

Bet you want a B!GER PEN1S, though. Everyone does. I'm going for the world record. With the offers I've received, mine should be around 14 feet long by now. It's a good thing I'm not a bloke, otherwise I'd have to carry it round in my trousers rather than in a handy rucksack.

[graculus.livejournal.com]

The one that amused me the most was the one offering to give me 'a tree trunk between your legs'. That made me mentally wince, in more ways than one!

[cara-chapel.livejournal.com]

Someone just offered me a univ-ersity degree. Not sure why that word requires censoring....

[graculus.livejournal.com]

Because university is a dirty word? ;)