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[graculus]

I was just sorting through a bunch of what I thought were blank videos, when I discovered one that looked like it was something pre-recorded. So, out of curiosity because the label was illegible, I stuck it in the vcr... only to find out it's gay porn! Better than that, it's gay porn from the mid-1990's with oddly-dressed guys...

Ostensibly set in a lawyer's office, there's one scene where cleaners come in to tidy up after work and decide to have sex. Which would all be well and good if, by the time they're into the hot man-on-man action and both naked on the desk, the guy on the bottom who's waving his feet around in quite a distracting manner at a crucial moment wasn't still wearing his socks. ;)

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[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Dude! That's so funny/cool! :D

[graculus.livejournal.com]

I don't know, there's just something inherently amusing (for me, anyway...) about gay porn. ;)

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

Damn! I think I own that one! Is it called "Solicitor"? There's actually a few hot scenes further along iirc....

[graculus.livejournal.com]

What a small world! I'll need to fast forward then... ;)

[mer1973.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I don't get the sock fetish, but it's when they're naked but for socks and shoes I get really confused.

[graculus.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad to hear I'm not alone in the 'wtf does he still have his socks on?' puzzlement... ;)

[alyse]

They always seem to keep their socks on in gay porn. And sometimes their shoes.

And right in the middle of a supposedly hot sex scene, I'm wondering how they got their trousers off while still leaving their shoes on!

[graculus.livejournal.com]

Clearly the sex scene was not hot enough if you're more interested in what's on their feet, or were you thinking 'black socks and brown shoes? I don't think so...'? ;)

[siluria]

*snort*

Good find!! I wish my collection held such goodies!

[graculus.livejournal.com]

I also have How the West Was Hung, which is bad cowboy porn. ;)

[siluria]

That just had to be done really didn't it :) I think I might have to go seek that out ...

[graculus.livejournal.com]

If you want it, I'm more than happy to copy it for you...

[siluria]

Thank you very much, I may just take you up on that :) I shall try my usual sources first.

[praderwilli.livejournal.com]

That is so very amusing. Any idea how it ended up amongst your supposedly blank tapes?

[graculus.livejournal.com]

Who knows how these things happen? My box of blank tapes sits between the vcr and where my other tapes are, so it's quite possible I was 'tidying up' and it all went horribly wrong... ;)