So very true... ;)

[graculus]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Graculus!

1. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes graculus.
2. About one tenth of graculus is permanently covered in ice.
3. Lightning strikes graculus over seven times every hour.
4. Graculus is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than graculus.
5. Only one person in two billion will live to be graculus.
6. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than graculus.
7. Graculusology is the study of graculus!
8. If you drop graculus from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
9. Graculus can smell some things up to six miles away.
10. Graculus can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.

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Comments

[blktauna.livejournal.com]

intense heat my arse!

[graculus.livejournal.com]

And neither am I smaller than the eye of an ostrich, so take that as poetic licence... ;)

[seanchaidh.livejournal.com]

So, is it pronounced "gra-cu-lu-so-lo-gy"? ;-)

Sounds vaguely vampiric...