I reject your reality and substitute my own!

This afternoon I wandered up to the local shop that I usually buy ferret food from, only to discover that for the first time in forever, they don't have any! Eep! After calling around the other petshops here, it begins to dawn on me that the only other place I've ever seen this kind of food is the petfood superstore which I often pass on the way home from work and which is about 20 minutes drive away. It also shares a carpark with Morrisons, so you can probably tell where my mental processes are heading... ;)

Ferret food, yes. HP 7, no. Also stopped off at the local Asda, with the same result.

Clearly the universe is conspiring against me, though I expect that my version of HP reality (the one where Voldemort is mown down by a double decker bus, after which Snape and Harry celebrate together with wild fornication**) is likely to be much more satisfying than whenever I get to read the Rowling version.

Oddly enough, though my friendslist is littered with people reading the same damn thing, I currently don't feel particularly inclined to go trawling the other local supermarkets for my own fix.


** I freely admit to stealing the double decker bus concept from one particular author (whose name currently escapes me) and the wild fornication concept from lots... ;)