I amuse myself at work sometimes, like this morning:
Random manager: Did you have a good weekend?
Me (in my head): Well, I spent all Saturday in my pyjamas, eating junk food and reading bad gay porn, so it could have been much worse!
Random manager: *head implodes*
Oh, and also... Sci Fi over here is currently repeating Mysterious Ways one episode a night, Monday to Friday - you know, I'd never realised that Adrian Pasdar (currently not, to my mind, particularly hot in Heroes) was quite so hot as a geek. Hmmm. I seem to be playing to stereotypes again! ;)
Random manager: Did you have a good weekend?
Me (in my head): Well, I spent all Saturday in my pyjamas, eating junk food and reading bad gay porn, so it could have been much worse!
Random manager: *head implodes*
Oh, and also... Sci Fi over here is currently repeating Mysterious Ways one episode a night, Monday to Friday - you know, I'd never realised that Adrian Pasdar (currently not, to my mind, particularly hot in Heroes) was quite so hot as a geek. Hmmm. I seem to be playing to stereotypes again! ;)