What show are they watching?

I know it's not kind to mock the afflicted, but that premise also relies a little on the idea that the afflicted aren't going to come bouncing up to you like obnoxious puppies with big signs on their heads going 'mock me! mock me now!'.

Seriously, I've read some stuff recently which makes me marvel at how diverse the behaviour of the human brain can be. That's the only explanation I can come up with for how different their interpretation of what's going on in the show and how the characters interact with one another on the show is from mine. Not that I'm saying my interpretation is 100% correct all the time (or at least you can't prove it!) but this, this is just something else...

For example, say you're writing a gen fic. Note the genre here. Gen. Not slash, gen. Are you honestly going to have Jack O'Neill thinking about Daniel's beautiful blue eyes? In a gen fic? What possible canonical basis do you have for considering that Jack might think anything about Daniel's eyes other than that he has two of them, they apparently work better some days than others, and maybe (and it's a definite maybe, since Jack is a guy) that they're blue. Not cerulean, not lapis lazuli, and not beautiful. Save that kind of purple prose for when Jack is thinking about getting into Daniel's pants, folks! ;)

Meanwhile, other fandoms are not safe either. Let's take the show Numb3rs as an example, shall we? Passing swiftly over the rights and wrongs of the mass of Charlie/Don incest fic which is not my cup of tea but if people want to write it, well let them get on with it as long as it's well-labelled so I can avoid it (and it's overshadowed by the Charlie/Larry geeklove all the way for me!), you'd think there'd be lots of gen h/c being written, wouldn't you? I mean, FBI agent, geeky yet cute genius younger brother, it's a match made in h/c heaven.

I find myself tormented by the fact that what I'm discovering out there in gen Numb3rs fic land is things like the story that has Charlie getting thrown out of the house (which he canonically owns, so I'm not sure how that works) by his brother Don (the FBI agent) who threatens him with a) a knife and b) a pistol before Charlie runs away like a teenager on a bus from California to Texas (like you do, if you're a math professor at a prestigious university) with an OFC who just happens to have the same name as the author. Funny, eh?

*sighs*

It's like being back in Sentinel fandom with neanderthal!Jim and hapless!Blair all over again... ;)