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I bought a new lawnmower, since my previous one is just not quite up to the task, and was amused by the instruction manual:

This lawnmower should be used exclusively for mowing lawns. Do not use it for any other purposes.

WARNING! Do not use the lawnmower in the rain.

I'm really hoping this is just the company covering all eventualities, but who knows?

Fic title meme, gacked from xochiquetzl

Pick five of your fic titles. List them in your journal and explain how you came up with each one.

( Abandon hope all ye non-pedants who enter here... ;) )