graculus: (It's all Cyc's fault)
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last month I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] bluster (10 points). In April I helped [livejournal.com profile] atdelphi across the street (6 points). In June I stole [livejournal.com profile] cruisedirector's purse (-30 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points).

Overall, I've been nice (33 points). For Christmas I deserve a naked Daniel Jackson!

Sincerely,
graculus

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Date: 2005-12-05 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennixen.livejournal.com
Not fair! I want a spanking BY Daniel Jackson. *sulks*

Date: 2005-12-05 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graculus.livejournal.com
I'm afraid he's all booked up for the foreseeable future... ;)

Date: 2005-12-05 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sgflutegirl.livejournal.com
No fair!! You get a nekkid Daniel, and I get a moldy sandwich!!

Date: 2005-12-05 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graculus.livejournal.com
Well, that's what you get for being so naughty...

Date: 2005-12-05 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruric.livejournal.com
Methinks sneaky fingers may have changed the text in this!

Date: 2005-12-05 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] innocent-lex.livejournal.com
You sneaky cheater! You'd better share.

Date: 2005-12-05 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graculus.livejournal.com
Am nice, it's official. And that's all I'm saying... ;)

Date: 2005-12-05 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graculus.livejournal.com
Yeah right, like you'd share if the naked Daniel Jackson was in your Christmas stocking! :P

Date: 2005-12-05 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] innocent-lex.livejournal.com
I'd share pictures, at least.

Date: 2005-12-05 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennixen.livejournal.com
Tssk. He's ALL mine! :)
*puts him in the harem*

Date: 2005-12-06 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cara-chapel.livejournal.com
I made you one of those stupid Christmas hat icons, if you want it. :-)

Image

Date: 2005-12-06 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khek.livejournal.com
Hey! *I* want a naked Daniel Jackson!

Date: 2005-12-06 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graculus.livejournal.com
Oh, you're bad! :P *snags*

Date: 2005-12-06 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graculus.livejournal.com
Much like the Xbox 360, it appears that demand far outstrips supply... ;)

Date: 2005-12-08 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khek.livejournal.com
Yes, but don't you think the BAD girls should get the nekkid archaeologist? Not the good girls?

I'm just sayin'!

Date: 2005-12-09 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graculus.livejournal.com
But then what incentive is there to be good? I don't like your plan... ;)

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